After Mike played three consecutive John Mayer CD's, Ashley finally opened up her chocolate box to him.
by Psychobenzaprine August 15, 2007
Girl #1: Did I tell you that Billy left a surprise in my locker?
Girl #2: No, what was it?
Girl #1: A red rose.
Girl #2: No way! That's so sweet!
Girl #1: I know, he's a real chocolate box.
Girl #2: No, what was it?
Girl #1: A red rose.
Girl #2: No way! That's so sweet!
Girl #1: I know, he's a real chocolate box.
by chocolate box April 20, 2006
"did you hear that isabelle got chocolate boxed last night?!"
"yeah, she sure has a bad case of jungle fever."
"yeah, she sure has a bad case of jungle fever."
by dabes May 07, 2012
Al notices Sara is tired, pale and a bit sweaty "You alright Sara?"
"No, I just found a grenade in the chocolate box and think I need to go home... Or at least apologize to the girl who was in the stall next to me!"
"No, I just found a grenade in the chocolate box and think I need to go home... Or at least apologize to the girl who was in the stall next to me!"
by Kaibosh December 20, 2013
1) you're a chocolate box raider when you lick someone's anal out
2) someone who is more than just a complete asshole
2) someone who is more than just a complete asshole
"yeah apparently they had sex and then he licked her ass OUT" :o
"have you met billy? he's a total chocolate box raider"
"have you met billy? he's a total chocolate box raider"
by takeajake69 January 13, 2009
Someone who raids chocolate boxes. ie. someone who likes to pack fudge fudge packer, punch donut-holes, or who is otherwise a leatherclad tail-gunner.
by jimmy the peach July 21, 2006
1. Fecal matter that was once lodged within the vagina of it's creator.
2. "When poo from my poodie-poodie slides down and gets stuck in my box."
2. "When poo from my poodie-poodie slides down and gets stuck in my box."
husband: I hungy
wife: what for?
husband: chocolate
wife: I have chocolate
husband: what kind do you have?
wife: box chocolate
wife: what for?
husband: chocolate
wife: I have chocolate
husband: what kind do you have?
wife: box chocolate
by boxchocolate March 08, 2017