"Man, I was riding a Fat Chocobo and the Stewardess nearly caught us. I accidentally depressed the flush button and her ass fat got trapped in the suction hole, it was scary."
by Concerned Bystander June 23, 2006
by ^_^ November 07, 2004
1) One who has no life and is obsessed by final fantasy characters, even though he does not like the series.
2) Runs a Ragnarok Online Private Server named ChocoDick RO. And sucks at the game.
3) Looses his gurlfriend to a boy in wheel-chair.
2) Runs a Ragnarok Online Private Server named ChocoDick RO. And sucks at the game.
3) Looses his gurlfriend to a boy in wheel-chair.
A: Hey did you hear about Black Chocobo's new Ragnarok Server?
B: Yeah...It is the worst piece of trash i have ever played.
B: Yeah...It is the worst piece of trash i have ever played.
by TehSwordsMan May 04, 2004
Masturbation. A chocobo is a bird-like creature in the Final Fantasy series of video games. Several of these games allow the player to breed different varieties of chocobo. In the online-only Final Fantasy XI the player has to log on and feed his chocobo, or the chocobo will die. How the term became associated with masturbation is unknown.
He was busy feeding his chocobo.
by John Perkins March 17, 2008
An insult that means someone's a giant yellow bellied chicken. Named after the bird from Final Fantasy which is basically a giant yellow chicken,
Scenario 1
3 mates about to see a horror movie
cowardly friend: Guys I changed my mind. I don't wanna see this movie, it looks too scary!
Friend 1: Ah come on man, don't be chicken.
Cowardly friend:I'm not! The man on the poster looks scary! I'm not seeing this!
Friend 2:Mate you're such a chocobo!
Friend 1: Chocobo! Choboco! Is the big chocobo scared of a horror movie?
Cowardly friend: Screw you guys!
Scenario 2
Marty bumps into Biff at a diner
Biff:Hey watch where you're going butthead! Now I'm gonna pound you!
Marty:No thanks Biff I was just leaving.
Biff: What's McFly? You Chocobo?
Marty's face goes bright red and swells up with rage
Marty: NOBODY CALLS ME A CHOCOBO!!!!
3 mates about to see a horror movie
cowardly friend: Guys I changed my mind. I don't wanna see this movie, it looks too scary!
Friend 1: Ah come on man, don't be chicken.
Cowardly friend:I'm not! The man on the poster looks scary! I'm not seeing this!
Friend 2:Mate you're such a chocobo!
Friend 1: Chocobo! Choboco! Is the big chocobo scared of a horror movie?
Cowardly friend: Screw you guys!
Scenario 2
Marty bumps into Biff at a diner
Biff:Hey watch where you're going butthead! Now I'm gonna pound you!
Marty:No thanks Biff I was just leaving.
Biff: What's McFly? You Chocobo?
Marty's face goes bright red and swells up with rage
Marty: NOBODY CALLS ME A CHOCOBO!!!!
by mrperson123 November 02, 2017