Andrea alleviated Michael choc shoc by explaining that the brown stain on the bedsheet was not from her arse but from a late night chocolate snack. Staring into Michael’s eyes, Andrea seductively licked the brown smear to allay any remaining doubt.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak