Chobbit

A person who is short and fat, therefore a chubby hobbit.

"He's so small and fat, what a Chobbit"

by Rosenalex May 6, 2013

chobbit

a short girl who is undeniably cute

my girlfriend is a chobbit

by panda bearr May 19, 2006

Lesser Spotted Chobbit

Shy elusive bird that in order to impress females embellishes itself (notably around the head) to disguise its own impotence - possibly caused by contamination of water in the Hartlepool aea.

Numbers of the Lesser Spotted Chobbits are becoming alarmingly low due to the males inability to find a mate.

by Mike Byrne August 6, 2006

chobbit

a child or hobbit with the misfortune to be indistinguishable from the other.

(spoken...)
"i dont know if that is a child or a hobbit but i do know it will fit in my car.

(thought...)
If i owned it, i would call it chobbit.

by scottboxx January 20, 2012