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A man whose bodily shape causes anyone who sees him to think of a choad
Hey, check out that choadman over there, what a choad.
by The choader February 03, 2003
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A choad in human form, or a choad that has been reincarnated as a human, usually by living a bad or corrupt life
Live a good life son, or you shall be reincarnated as a choadman

by someone else February 03, 2003
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Raj Chohan, a reporter at News 4 in Denver, CO. He is the physical form of the choadman (one who is a choad).
If you guys fuck up my live shot, I'll call the cops.
by Spencer R December 02, 2004
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