An individual in possession of a choad. Used either as literal description or figuratively, as an insult.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

A choader is a cock that is as long as it is wide.

A boner. An erect choad.

one who likes to choad

An individual in possession of a choad, either iterally or used as an insult.