choad floater

Pretentious hipster douche who thinks he's better than you.

Sam wears ironic pink glasses and only buys vinyl. He's a complete choad floater!

by DoctorYes February 17, 2011

Pancake Choad

A very short, wide penis, resembling the shape of a pancake.

Girl 1: He pulled down his pants, and all I saw was a pancake, I just wanted to cover it in syrup and run away."

Girl 2: "You should have when you had the chance, pancake choads are a menace to society."

by pringlekid April 1, 2010

Choad

Any type of food that ends up tasting like fucking shit...

Dood those waffles tasted like a choad...

by Crazy*Nazi November 13, 2003

chocolate choad

when a girl pours chocolate syrup or chocolate sauce on a choad and licks it off.

Shelby experimented the chocolate choad on Jamie.

by glockstarr727 July 6, 2009

Choad in a Blanket

A nice choad sandwich wrapped in dough. Similar to pigs in a blanket but instead of little hot dogs, they contain a giant choad.

We were all out of pigs in a blanket so we had to settle for the choad in a blanket.

by Beavis H. July 15, 2010

Blumpy Choad

The male specific version of Blumpy. Receiving Head job while taking a poo on the porcelain throne. The choad refers to the penis and the "Blumpy Choad" is the male version of the act as opposed to cunnilingus while on the toilet or a "Blumpy Quim"

"That bitch was so drunk she gave me a Blumpy Choad."

by jesus the jewbag November 7, 2011

choad chomper

a man/woman who enjoys munching on a fat mans penis, in this case the penis is as long as it is wide.

man: "hey honey fancy a suck on the circular sausage?"

woman: "only if i can have some cream with it"

man2:Wow that woman is a choad chomper.

by Jack Richardson May 28, 2008