by l.obermayer May 02, 2003
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1. A penis that is really short and wide, shaped like a tree stump.
2. Someone who is acting really dumb and like a faggot.
2. Someone who is acting really dumb and like a faggot.
1. My friend George Politsopoulos pulled down his pants at the party to show everyone his choad.
2. While at the bar, Jared Deutsch was acting like choad tryin to tea bag someone.
2. While at the bar, Jared Deutsch was acting like choad tryin to tea bag someone.
by Jared Deutsch February 20, 2005
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"That Japanese girl you are seeing is having sex with all those guys while your gone." One man says to the choad. "But I love her and people change." Storms away furious. The other man turns to his friend and says. "Whatta CHOAD."
by Drew June 08, 2004
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bryant's cock, that happens to be wider than it is long...when it becomes erect it gets wider instead of longer.....
Bryant---LOOKEE AT MY CHOAD!!!
by DjEzE February 02, 2004
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when trying to find what made me different from everyone else, i realized it was all about my choad.
by Lance February 28, 2005
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Footwarts on toast, mixed with a good amount of Podge juice can create the ultimate Simon 'Beast' Shuttleworth. To lambaste or to wallpaper paste..
podge shuttleworth fookwart
podge shuttleworth fookwart
by Adamo March 17, 2005
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by Jizzy LaRue March 02, 2005
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