Urban Dictionary: choad

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Same definition, new sentence

I like choads, by the boadload.

by Jizzy LaRue March 02, 2005

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Ball or drop of semen attatched to the penis or testes, usually after masturbation.

"Or you can lick the choads off my nuts after your mom jerks me tomorrow!" said Tommy.

by tames August 13, 2005

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The little flap of skin that connects the penis to the ballsack. (NOT the same as gooch, or taint)

"She licked my balls and dick, then she started flicking my choad with her tongue! It was awesome!"

by Carl Betty October 23, 2006

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a person or thing that is short

my pants are so choad
hey choad!
sam is such a choad

by k-lynn February 03, 2005

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a square freaky dick

brian bell can't keep his hands off his choad

by joe April 07, 2004

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two choads for the price of one.

two choads dont make a write.

by petrers lol April 13, 2005

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Like the above definitions. Funny thing is, I was calling a fellow co-worker that, who happens to be Indian (not Native American). Turns out Choad means vagina in Indian.

'Ram you're such a choad.'
'Why did you just call me that?'

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

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