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An invention of the town of Monticello, Illinois. An extremely butchered way to say condom. Pronounced CH LAWN DEE. Other pronunciations "CHIGALONDIE"
by Fupa Johnson August 22, 2007
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018