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/clo-ëd/ 1. getting brutally cut off after becoming emotionally attached 2. when a person you are seeking a relationship with cuts all ties and ghosts you.
shoot your shot bro but dont get chloed... that would be embarrassing
by imverysorrythisiskindamean November 10, 2019
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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2
(noun) the concept of the fuzzy ideas you have before ejaculation, and the clarity needed post-ejaculation to make a decision

(verb) to ejaculate, to nut
bro you should have chloe-d before fucking chloe
by ididnotfuckchloe420 April 20, 2019
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To drink your own body weight of alcohol on a night out, knowing that your whipped partner will look after you and the kids in the morning.
Let's go out and get Chloed!!
by Crytopsy88 December 01, 2019
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