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A fool that i know who is also known as yellow, merf, martyn, chav, cock nose the list goes on. He plays 4 WBHC although he's not very good :P, yet he still managed to score more goals than me this season!!! Cheer up chivs we won the league!! woo!!
I'm probably gonna get fined 4 this def arent I!!!
The only reason i made this def so negative is cause u showed the last 1 i made 2 tolley!!!
Merf scored a sitter again :):):):)
Im bored!!
by KingEdgar April 19, 2005
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A chiv is very closely related to a pikey and indeed is all pikey, a subset of pikey, if you will.

The main difference is that a chiv's favourite style of casual-wear is Burberry.

Burberry baseball caps are a favourite amongst chivs but you do see Burberry shirts, shorts, shoes etc and very rarely you may spot a truly hardcore chiv bedecked head-to-toe in Burberry....nnnnnice.

A secondary difference is that a chiv is generally more stupid and therefore more vicious than a pikey...watch out...doubly nnnnice.
Check out that chiv fool on the other side of the street in his Burberry pyjamas.

There were a bunch of proper chivs hanging by that BMW...doubt it's there anymore.
by Ron April 27, 2004
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(CHEEV)verb... to chiv someone is give them a slap letting them know that they have crossed the line from being appropriate to being downright obscene.
Did you see the way Dhub chived that kid yesterday?
by king of petoria December 12, 2007
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Rapidly ages your body inside and outside. Gives you the appearance of a 40 year old sex offender with the personality of Charles Manson on bath salts.
Guy 1: Do you know why Bill looks like he's been doing a paper round since 1980?
Guy 2: Oh he was just born with the Chivs.
by MagicFingerer December 13, 2017
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