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A penis. Most commonly used as a reference for masturbation.
My perfect Day:

Wake up,
play some ball,
slay some bun,
go home,
beat the chistol
go to sleep
wake back up at around 2 in the morning
beat the chistol again
by GFS Hombre March 15, 2014
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