An after dinner game popular with the educated middle classes that involves sitting round a table taking low grade chang (or charlie) and talking hard about trivial things for hours on end.
Giles was feeling a bit prang. He'd been up all night playing Chisel Pursuit with Seb and Julian.
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similar to "Piss Chisel". This where someone or something uses its tongue to chip away at the skid marks left in on or on the toilet bowl. This term was coined by a young fixed gear cyclist in North Park Ca.
Holy Shit !!! Nate took a massive shit after El Zarape No worries Cloey the Great dane will get her tongue chisel out and clean that bowl better than the maid .
by Johnny Hungwell January 08, 2010
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(1) Penetrating a woman a little too broad and bold.

(2) Derived from the thick side of a felt tip marker.
(1). Dude, she was just too tight for this chisel tip.

(2). Hey man, do we have any fine tip markers?
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The act of scooping a breast then duming it and then grabbing like the chiseling of clay
by bc2k12 April 13, 2011
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Description applied to someone - male or female - with a less than pleasing physiognomy.
Look, I'd like to fuck you but you're as ugly as a bag full of chisels.
by BrizVegas May 12, 2006
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The Chiseled Wood theory claims that any object (under the right circumstances and or preferences) can become so valuable to the point that someone would kill another just to obtain it. In this case a singular wood chip. Lets give you an example, lets say that water dissolves from the planet, except for water found in wood. Thus people begin chopping down trees to acquire water from the inside of trunks. Or in a condensed form or shard. Thus a wood chip. This theory can apply to 100 percent of all objects. Even including animal and human feces and piss. Because it still stands as a source of nutrients and water. Even in small quantities. The question goes deeper into identity what is incapable of become worth a persons while. Can a pocket of nothing become worth something? In the saying " Another mans junk is another mans treasure" we can assume that everything (Including literally nothing) can become extremely valuable. We already see this theory in place all around us, air and livestock would be in high demand in space. Thus one thing that is in high abundance (for now) is air on earth. If you were in a life and death situation you would kill the person with the highest air supply. Things change value over time and over sociological preferences and needs.
The Chiseled Wood Theory: everything can have extreme value.
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