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a rare species of monkey that lives only on madagascar, and solely on a diet of Lay's potato chips. he has a recording manager named william richard, and is the star of the famous song, "chippymonkey" by CLAN. (see example for lyrics)
CHIPPYMOKEY
OO-OO-AH
HE DOESN'T LIKE
BA-NAAA-NAS
HE EAT CHIPS ALL DAY
FROM A BIG HUGE BAG OF LAY'S
CHIPPYMONKEY
OO!!
(ok, i'll admit, these lyrics are REALLY weird. but if u knew the tune u would agree that this is the most amazing song ever.)
OO-OO-AH
HE DOESN'T LIKE
BA-NAAA-NAS
HE EAT CHIPS ALL DAY
FROM A BIG HUGE BAG OF LAY'S
CHIPPYMONKEY
OO!!
(ok, i'll admit, these lyrics are REALLY weird. but if u knew the tune u would agree that this is the most amazing song ever.)
by CLAN <3 February 11, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011