When you are raped by a Chinese person (usually who works at your local takeaway).
This is what happened to the Director who made Jackie Chan famous.

1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.

the state of being put out or irritated

see also: “grinds my gears”, “gets on my last nerve”

origin: comes from the phrase “chipe my dingus” which is derived from “chappy(chapped) penis”