The act of reverse mounting a person's mouth with one's genitalia to give a temporary pubic hair beard. The pubic hair acts as a beard "dickie", if you will. The mountee can be male, but a chinwig is usually applied by a male to a female.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

1. An almost imperceptibly fake goatee.

2. A head wig used as a beard.