Vikram: Dude, that chick has a second set of tits on her jaw.
Lance: Yea I know. Total chin crack.
Vikram: Would you say she has a chingina?
Lance: Why yes, I certainly would, old chap.

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better

The man had shaved his entire body until the only hair left was a chingina under his mouth.

"I think that dude's chin looks like a vagina's landing strip or a chingina."