Used to describe a person that is not willing to pay money for services and would rather save money and do it themselves. A person not willing to pay a premium for goods and is always looking for the least expensive option.
by Word that make you laugh October 22, 2020
When a man puts his ass in his partner’s face while his partner is sleeping. He then wakes his partner up abruptly. When his partner sits up out of surprise he/she will sit up face first into the initiator’s rear. Nose in ass. Mouth in taint. Chin - nuts.
by Reindeer boob December 19, 2019
On older vehicles with carburetors, it was the act of "rev-ing" the engine and jamming your palm over the inlets of the carburetor, thus freeing up any debris from the vacuum it creates.
Before taking it to the mechanic, Bill gave the engine in his car a Chinese Tune up to see if it would remedy the problem.
by toronto_nick December 20, 2010
mike: dude what happened she has shit all over her?!?
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call
baun: i gave that bitch A Chinese Wake-up call
by sleeves November 05, 2007
When you're eating a girl out on her period and you let her blood dry on your face. Once dry, you peel it off and eat it.
by MrInevitability July 13, 2017