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The Chinese penis and the Western penis represents the forces of yin and yang.

Yin = Soft
Yang = Hard

An old Chinese proverb illustrates this :

A Chinese penis is always hard, strong, and unbending like an oak tree reaching into the heavens.

A Western penis is always soft, fluid, spongy, and very loose like the beautiful clothes waving in the wind on a clothesline.

A piece of metal reminds me of a Chinese penis while tasty jello reminds me of a Western penis.
by Dr. Richard Foxworth, PHD November 03, 2006
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A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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An old, untrue rumor made by Caucasians after they felt threatened by the FALSE myth of black people having larger dicks.

A Chinese penis is the same as any other penis, don't believe the stereotypes..
"My chinese penis is 6 inches long."
"NO WAI! But ur asian!"
"And what, a black person has a 9 inch?"
"They do.. right?"
"*sigh*"
by A Chinese dude November 27, 2007
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A term used to describe the severe shrinkage of one's penis after a swim in sub-Arctic temperature water.
'Man that water was cold, (looks down pants at shriveled cock), I've got a case of chinese penis'
by sum ting wong November 27, 2013
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World record of having smallest dick in the world. - GWR

As hopeless as a chinese person can be, the individual can’t accept reality and actually brag about having a β€œbig” penis.
Omg chris u have a chinese penis! WOW it’s so long 4cm the biggest ive been with!
by Man4real6 February 26, 2019
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smallest asian penis in world
White guy:i has average panis
Black guy:haha i got big panis
chinese guy:i have smarrest ponis waaaa cause i have chinese penis
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