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A common misconception is that laying nuts on one's chin will produce 'chin nuts,' when in reality, it will only result in a dick in one's mouth.
"Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin
would those be chin nuts?"
"Hell no bitch you'd have a dick in your mouth!"
would those be chin nuts?"
"Hell no bitch you'd have a dick in your mouth!"
by blackfox026 December 02, 2007
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
2
"Sugar daddy if i had nuts on my chest would those be chest nuts?"
"Oh Hell yea"
"Sugar Daddy if i had nuts on my chin would those be chin nuts"
"Oh hell nah bitch you got a dick in your mouf"
"Oh Hell yea"
"Sugar Daddy if i had nuts on my chin would those be chin nuts"
"Oh hell nah bitch you got a dick in your mouf"
by Master of My Domain July 06, 2004
3
1. (noun) a dick in your mouth
2. (noun) a pair of testicles or gonads on one's jaw.
3. (noun) a really good blowjob, by which, a deep throater's progress is thwarted by balls, moving or stationary, against one's chin.
2. (noun) a pair of testicles or gonads on one's jaw.
3. (noun) a really good blowjob, by which, a deep throater's progress is thwarted by balls, moving or stationary, against one's chin.
1. Here's a little story; a pimp goes up to a ho and says "yo baby, if I put nuts on the wall, would they be walnuts? She says "yeah that's right." The pimp ask's the ho, "if I put nuts on your chest, would they be chestnuts?" The ho says "yeah baby, that's right." The pimp says to the ho, "if I put nuts on your chin, would they be chinnuts? The ho says, "yeah baby." The pimp says, "nah bitch that ain't chinnuts that's a dick in yo' mouth. You fuckin' whore."
by Kid Hasselhoff January 17, 2005