Girl- Are you a chimp
Guy- Hell ya I fuck with that shit hard

Person A: "He has the aura of a Chad, but he acts like such a simp"
Person B: "So...he's a chimp?"

In water, chimps will drown

person 1: mmm I love licking your boots
person 2: make sure to get all the chimps off

Chimp: i gonna touch u now

Jenna: im calling the cops

“See leroy over there? People say he is a real Chimp”

Guy 1: Remember when Brian donating half his lottery winnings to charity?
Guy 2: Yeah that was pretty cool of him

Guy 1: Well I Just found out he donated the other half to his favorite E-girl
Guy 2: .....Fucking Chimp