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At least three men defecate on a woman's chest. She tastes and rates them, has sex with the first place winner, blows the runner-up, and the last man must eat the remaining shit from the woman's chest while she performs the tasks on the other two men.
Aw, man, I got last place in Susie's chili cookoff last weekend. The other guys really gave it their best.
by Arnoldez February 01, 2008
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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When all the bathroom stalls are full, and you have to shit so bad you have to go between another dudes open legs.
"I had to go so bad, and Fred was in the port-a-potty. Luckily he finished quickly, otherwise we would have held a chili cookoff!"
by BDReeser January 15, 2009
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A sexual maneuver in which three males each take a shit, and give them to a single female as a gift. She then tastes all three of the specimens. The person's shit she likes best she has sex with, next best she gives a blow job too, and the unlucky loser has to finish the rest of the shit.
Man, Eric sure got the wrong end of the chili cook off last night.
by Arnold Palmer Half and Half March 30, 2009
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The greatest thing you will ever do with your otherwise uninteresting life. Take note, TCP Students.
Dumb TCP Student: I ain't in the mood for chili today.
Smart TCP Student: who in their right mind would not go to the chili cook-off
by chili_cook_off_fan123 November 06, 2017
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