"Hola, ?Como esta usted?"

"What did you just say to me chili chomper? This is America, so you need to learn to speak American there Pedro."

"!Chupa me pinga gringo!"

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"