Friend: What do you do friday?
Me: Me? Nothing just watching childbirth again.
by Fatgreasymcnuggets April 3, 2019
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A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. Survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. If your poor ass is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:
*call obstetrician
*hope to god he has an epidural

NOTE---this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.
Bob was in a wheelchair for eight months after a monster childbirth dump. fuckin applebees.
by jenou April 13, 2007
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When a woman is cut open to have a baby removed directly from the uterus instead of giving birth through the vaginal canal. A more derogatory term for 'C-section'.
My little sister was so big that my mom had to have a chainsaw childbirth to get her out of there.
by DementedGlitch March 16, 2014
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It’s when someone shoves their head inside the vagina and the whole head goes through
Damn she’s probably so wide open that I can preform reverse childbirth on her
by Zora36 September 4, 2019
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