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A disgusting exploitative event which involves children going on a catwalk wearing skimpy clothes and the contestants (usually girls) are dressed to look like scantily clad sluts by their parents. They're pretty much forced to dress up in slutty clothes, high heels, and an obscene amount of make-up and mascara applied.

These girls' parents actually back this kind of thing up and spend thousands of notes (even SELLING their own house) to buy the make up, get the clothes and take a flight to a 5 star penthouse suite for their childs' so-called "career".

Child Pageants are also a wide target for pedophiles and sexual offenders. The parents often say that they are no different than other children, even verbally battling the contradictions, sometimes abusively. The French government have gone as far as banning it from France. It's an immoral event which should be banned in every country.
Bill: Have you seen any photos of those child pageants?

Will: Yes, they're obscene!
by TehLulzTrain February 12, 2014
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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