Urban Dictionary: child bearing

a reasonably acceptable way to tell your girlfriend she has a fat ass.

hey have you seen linda?
yea, her hips are real child bearing.

by plagueangel June 12, 2008

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The shape of the hips and pelvic region of certain females which trigger a man's innate sense of carnal attraction to women who display the ability to bear children

Though she was a shambles from face to life, those child bearing hips drew men like hounds on the trail of heat.

by BabbaFats January 09, 2017

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Child Bearing Hips

Hips that possibly fool, however also trigger a man's innate sense of attraction to women who have the ability to bear children.

That girl could catch it. She has those child bearing hips and a fuck me gut.

by Oscar the Pedophile August 03, 2009

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child-bearing age

after pre-puberty and before menopause

"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

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child bearing hips

nickname given to a skinny girl who's hips are very disproportionately wider than her skinny waistline

damn child bearing hips, that's one nice ass!

by xtremelybuffji January 01, 2004

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child bearing balls

a man with extra large fertile balls

do you have kids? cause man you have cild bearing balls.

i cant help the bulge in my pants...i have child bearing balls

related to a females hips...my you have wonderful child bearing hips

by the irish moose is loose January 20, 2010

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Child Bearing Hips

A notion that fat girls rely as a crutch on to justify their fatness.

Fat Girl: fuck you skinny bitch, I don't have fat thighs . . . These are child bearing hips!

by CJax September 21, 2009

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