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A description for a person after performing a foolish or retarded act.
Patrick: Hey Spongebob!
Spongebob: Wassup Patrick.
Patrick: Can I have a Kratty Pabby?
Spongebob: It's Krabby Patty, you chikong!!
by ******* star September 29, 2010
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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