<Lasse> I'm in for some hardcore chickenmonging, what about you dipsy? <Dipsy> Oh sure, grab the shovel! I want to be the one to jump on the belly! <Lasse> Awesome - then I can eat up all the rotten chicken flesh, the maggets AND my own cum, yay!

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.