Searching on hands and knees for crack or cocaine

illegible handwriting, messy handwriting

1) extremely messy handwriting, normally only legible by the person who wrote it.
2) a game normally played by bored secondary school kids in the uk, where two students scratch the same spot over and over light enough to take the first few layers of skin off. whoever reacts to the pain first loses.

your handwritting is so bad it looks like a chicken could have wrote the same thing....or maybe even better. you are the only one who can decifer your writtin.

Alternating upper and lower case letters in text talk, typically found extremely annoying. Due to grammar nazis and people with frontal lobes making fun of them, they soon become emo.

Bad speed made from chicken feed

the gentle abrasions on the side of one's cock, left behind by a girl that uses too much teeth...