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A car , better looking in 2 door. Driven by either a smart intelligent good looking guy or a female cop. Looks preferably better in orange or yellow. Can also double as a taxi cab when driver is drunk. Nationally known as the "Pussy magnet"
Its a mercedes, no a lamborgini, no a ferrrari....No guys thats a chevy cobalt.
by billy bobth November 19, 2007
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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A car you give your kid when they turn 16 which u think is slow and safe for them when in reality they can fucking haul ass if need be. Also a car for people who want pussy by making it loud and fast but end up scaring off their attempt to get pussy by bragging about how great their little 4 banger car is. Or its for fat unhealthy dyke liberal women who haven’t washed their ass crack since last week
For sure gonna pick up some fat chicks in my chevy cobalt
by Creeper Slayer October 17, 2019
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