A swagolicious beast who starts from the border, now he's here. Killing with a stare loving with some care. If you're on his good side when it comes to his life scale, he tends to stop people from walking, and then offers them skittles.
Gilly: Hey! There's a communist!

Jason: That's Chendo!
by Bribaby May 29, 2014
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A man who can komonga an entire universe and still have space for some fine ass. A great guy with a jaw line sharper than the computer teachers pronounciation and man he cant stop sheilding himself.
Chendo said he'd rather trust a drunk that knows the universe than a quak who doesnt know himself.
by Notdenniskoech August 17, 2018
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When your honey gives you head, you pull out and spray your whelpin' yelp' juice in her nostrils and punch her in the forehead and slamp her across the mouth with your cock when she gives you the stinkface and yell "Fumpit!" as you run away laughing.
I got thrown out of my apartment because my landlord heard me pulling a chendo fumpit on the chick in 2B.
by Kingnigger Slappings November 10, 2010
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