A motherfucker who sold their soul to hours upon hours of endless studying and crying because they want to make bank starting out of college. Done so in only 4 to 5 years.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

One who does for profit what a chemist does for fun. See also Prostitute.

(1) a stupid son of a bitch who didn't know what he was getting himself into.

(2) one who hates electrical and mechanical engineering but still wants to make money when he finishes college

(1) Someone who wishes he or she was cool enough to do electrical engineering, but had to settle for something lower

(2) An individual who chooses to go through the hell of extremely hard classes, ergo an individual who hates themself