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A motherfucker who sold their soul to hours upon hours of endless studying and crying because they want to make bank starting out of college. Done so in only 4 to 5 years.
Little Billy decided to become a chemical engineer. He hasn't laughed or smiled in 8 years.
by whyGodwhyyyy January 23, 2012
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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One who does for profit what a chemist does for fun. See also Prostitute.
What's the difference between a chemical engineer and a chemist?
about 20 grand.
by Aboganza January 20, 2004
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(1) a stupid son of a bitch who didn't know what he was getting himself into.

(2) one who hates electrical and mechanical engineering but still wants to make money when he finishes college
Look at that bitch, he's a chemical engineer. Dude he must be high
by zippi October 03, 2003
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(1) Someone who wishes he or she was cool enough to do electrical engineering, but had to settle for something lower

(2) An individual who chooses to go through the hell of extremely hard classes, ergo an individual who hates themself
Tony is a chemical engineer because he enjoys suffering and pain.
by engrman September 25, 2010
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