A portly middle aged fellow who may once have been succesful and attractive but has since let himself go. His self esteem however, has not diminished to suit his now less then attractive form. Generally found traveling alone rather than in a group the Chegwin is commonly found on beachess.

Trade mark features include: Bloated beer gut. Towel tied as a cape or scarf. Confident though slightly unsettling smirk. General vibe of arrogance and seediness.
The common Chegwin/Chequin often find employment as: PE teachers, Sports coaches, real estate agents etc.
by Sniwg Ehc December 14, 2009
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When one vigorusly materbates in a manner that resembles choking the popular tv star keith chegwin
"I saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eyes he had been choking the chegwin all night"
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When one masterbates vigorously in a manner that is similar to the strangulation of popular tv star keith chegwin.
'Saw my friend the other day, i could tell by the look in his eye he had been choking the chegwin all night'
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Alex's new favourite word after he said "it rolls off the tongue". Doesn't know what it means but its a word
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