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1.cheeto- (chee-toe) n. An orange, crispy snack that gets little orange crispy crumbs all over your fucking fingers. (see: ANNOYING.)
2. A man's penis. In name-disguise. I guess it could be a womans penis, if they have a sex change. ...
2. A man's penis. In name-disguise. I guess it could be a womans penis, if they have a sex change. ...
1. HEY dude grab me a bag of cheeto's, man. and 500-fucking-paper towels. jeez.
2. Nice cheeto, dude/girl. that must be like, 9-10 inches long!
2. Nice cheeto, dude/girl. that must be like, 9-10 inches long!
by SaraNARA March 14, 2006
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A codeword for cigarettes when you're around anti-smokers, so you can avoid a long-ass lecture about smoking.
Two guys are inside, beside two non-smokers.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you wanna go for a cheeto?"
Guy 2: looks over to the non-smokers "Yeah sure!"
Guy 1: "Hey man, you wanna go for a cheeto?"
Guy 2: looks over to the non-smokers "Yeah sure!"
by Invasian June 03, 2009
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Singular form of Cheetos, a.k.a orange crack.
Also come in the equally addictive "Flamin' Hot" form.
Also come in the equally addictive "Flamin' Hot" form.
There once was a cheetah named Chester
Who was in his way quite the jester
He gave me a Cheeto
And I said, "That's neato"
And now I'm his flamin' hot tester
Who was in his way quite the jester
He gave me a Cheeto
And I said, "That's neato"
And now I'm his flamin' hot tester
by Michelle the Awesome February 02, 2008
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The current President of the United States. Elected in 2016 by boomers, because he's also a boomer. Racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, and xenophobic.
Person: Man, President Trump is a Cheeto.
Other Person: Yeah, I know. We Should call him President Cheeto.
Other Person: Yeah, I know. We Should call him President Cheeto.
by https.lynxx October 29, 2019
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Girl: you are always are on my mind, how can i even remedy this? : *
Boy: dude you are such a cheeto.
Boy: dude you are such a cheeto.
by killzwitskillz January 10, 2012