Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Orange crunchy snack that can be cheesy, very cheesy, dangerously cheesy, or spicy. Also many shapes and sizes. There are even non-crunchy ones.
I honestly like the wheel-shaped Cheetos best. I mean, that's just one guy's opinion, though.
by Rodney Basil October 07, 2003
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a girl who goes to the tanning salon too much and now looks orange, like a cheeto
by ummyeah September 12, 2006
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A nickname for toes, especially ones that are long and sunburnt. Toes that are nasty, dirty, sweaty, sandy, or even clean. They usually contain Cheeto Dust and can contaminate anything they touch.
Bro, there’s sand in my Cheetos. Dude, get your nasty Cheetos away from my pillow.
by Ultimate_Angler_1 June 09, 2019
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yummy orange ...things that taste good and are made by a tiger on drugs
mmm cheetos
by jim September 30, 2003
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A cheetah that cuts off his own regrowing short dick and dips it in cheese powder, puts it in a bag, and makes kids eat them with goodness.
Wanna see my cheetos little boi...

cuz I know you eat them my guy
by ur mom gei like ali a January 24, 2019
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