A condition caused by abnormally long, protruding nipples. Commonly, the length of the nipple is longer than the diameter of the entire areola. When this occurs, the victim experiences a higher frequency of dry skin, resulting in an ashy and flaky topography (read: cheetos dust). See also: Stevie Wonder nipples.
Bryan: The following is the equation for cheeto nipples: Length of protusion divided by diameter of areola. If the the ratio is greater than one, you are at risk for Cheeto Nipples.
Laryssa: "I have this dust all over my sweater from dandruff."
Leah: "It's not dandruff, it's Cheeto Nipple residue."
Laryssa: "I have this dust all over my sweater from dandruff."
Leah: "It's not dandruff, it's Cheeto Nipple residue."
by Meaty McGee January 25, 2014