Cheeseus is a baked potato that i once made. This potato was already of epic proportions, but when i threw some cheese on that bitch it was like putting dubs on a caddy.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

jesus. but he's cheese now.