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Choo choo! All aboard the choo choo cheeseburger train! The loveliest, glorious, most extraordinary choo choo cheeseburger trainnnnn! Whomp whomp!
The cheeseburger train is a blessed thing to witness. It's like.. the train of your dreams come true! Assuming you've actually had a dream before, lmao. But enough with the rudeness, the cheeseburger train has all of the lovely things that your parent's basement doesn't. In fact, you should probably get the hell out of there and go out to see the wonderful sight of the cheeseburger train. It has got a LOT of golden cheeseburgers totally not from dead cows into processed meat! It'll make your insides invert outside! The train is also one giant but long cheeseburger itself... But it's not a hot dog. We don't want hot dogs here. Cheeseburgers are forever. So hop on to the cheeseburger train or else.
The cheeseburger train is a blessed thing to witness. It's like.. the train of your dreams come true! Assuming you've actually had a dream before, lmao. But enough with the rudeness, the cheeseburger train has all of the lovely things that your parent's basement doesn't. In fact, you should probably get the hell out of there and go out to see the wonderful sight of the cheeseburger train. It has got a LOT of golden cheeseburgers totally not from dead cows into processed meat! It'll make your insides invert outside! The train is also one giant but long cheeseburger itself... But it's not a hot dog. We don't want hot dogs here. Cheeseburgers are forever. So hop on to the cheeseburger train or else.
Jenny: omg ew what the hell is that ugly thing?!
David: HOLY F-ING TOENAILS IS THAT THE CHOO CHOO CHEESEBURGER TRAIN?!??! COME ON JENNY WE HAVE TO HOP ON!!
Jenny: ew why the hell would I go on that stupid thing, are you like-- five or something?? Ugh, just leave it alone.. It looks like a giant hot dog.... omg what's happening to me AAAAAAAAAAA (explodes and turns into gooey brown slime)
David: ..(chuckles and puts slimey Jenny in a bucket) Ah yes, more ingredients for the golden cheeseburgers of the cheeseburger train. (hops on to the cheeseburger train) No one shall defy in silence, it's either to accept or to face the consequences!! MUAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA!!
David: HOLY F-ING TOENAILS IS THAT THE CHOO CHOO CHEESEBURGER TRAIN?!??! COME ON JENNY WE HAVE TO HOP ON!!
Jenny: ew why the hell would I go on that stupid thing, are you like-- five or something?? Ugh, just leave it alone.. It looks like a giant hot dog.... omg what's happening to me AAAAAAAAAAA (explodes and turns into gooey brown slime)
David: ..(chuckles and puts slimey Jenny in a bucket) Ah yes, more ingredients for the golden cheeseburgers of the cheeseburger train. (hops on to the cheeseburger train) No one shall defy in silence, it's either to accept or to face the consequences!! MUAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHA!!
by jesseksev February 24, 2021