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to pass gas through one's anus
I apologize for the smell because I have just made a cheesebiscuit.
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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wiping your choad (or the skin between your nutz and dick) and then wiping your finger under someone's nose.
would u like a cheeze buscuit?
That cheeze biscuit smells great!
by graffix chic June 30, 2004
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Fat Steve- I’m eatin my cheese biscuit

Laquesha- Hey I need you to do-

Fat Steve- AHHHHHHHHHHH
by Fartboxer89 November 09, 2018
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when a group of men take the smegma from beneath their foreskins and compress it into a solid biscuit for eating purposes
1: Did you hear that John ate a cheese biscuit the other day?
2: Yeah I did dude. That sounds disgusting
by sexy carracal May 19, 2021
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