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When a girl's panties are soaked in cum and oozes out like melted cheese
Man my girl had cheese cunt before I even touched her.
by Ashley DICKerson October 22, 2013
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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When a woman puts cheese down her vagina.
Becky put cheese down her vagina last week, what a cheesecunt.
by Zeepo7 October 28, 2018
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