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A term used to describe someone that not only is a wanker, but also a cheesy wanker. It does not mean that that person wanks off nor wanks off to cheese or with cheese. It just means that that person is a loser, douche bag, hated, etc.
Al: You know Bob from accounting? The one that kisses so much ass? He got promoted.
Jack: What?! What a fucking cheese wank. That makes me wanna T-bag him.
Jack: What?! What a fucking cheese wank. That makes me wanna T-bag him.
by Fonetix1 November 24, 2008
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A person who masturbates using cheese because he/she can not get a person of the opposite sex to make love to them. These people are scum to society and deserve to be shot and hung. Most cheesewankers (including the example) eat the cheese after they are done stroking themselves.
by JD BG April 12, 2005
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1:*sniff sniff* eww ben have u been cheesewanking?
2:No that is you...
1:Oh yeah betta have a bit of spring cleaning
2:Last time i did that i got a feather caught in there!!!
2:No that is you...
1:Oh yeah betta have a bit of spring cleaning
2:Last time i did that i got a feather caught in there!!!
Look above ^^^^^^^^ !!!You cheesewank!!!
by warren March 19, 2004
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Like a normal wank but spreadable cheese is smeared all over the penis before masturbation takes place.
Hairy Johnny Naye was horny after seeing Noddy bend over at work so he decided to have a cheesewank when he went home.
by Pervy P April 28, 2009