when your balls hang lower than your dick when lying verticlly letting your three little friends hang towards the ground.
hegie: shit man look at the size of gary's cheese wagon!
merrick: oh my god, that has to be some kind of world record, looks like 3 inches at least...... sexy
jack: wait guys let e get my camera phone out to tak a photo, shit man
by sexy little pig farmer June 09, 2007
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a wagon full of cheese ppl that eat cheese and worship the cheese god 'cheznebular'. This god lives on the planet grate
HEY MUM CAN U TAKE ME TO SCHOOL I MISSED THE CHEESE WAGON. no honey, teh cheese man will eat you all up.
by AAAAAAAAAAAA June 15, 2004
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When you're confined to a small space that stinks because someone just farted, or because they stink (from bad body odor or stinky perfume).

Or it can refer to you yourself stinking up a small space, that others could enter into... and then they have to endure to horrible smell.
"I just got cheese-wagoned in the elevator by Joe"

"My boss just cheese-wagoned me in his office"

"I need to find an elevator to cheese-wagon in" or "I gotta go find a cheese wagon to fart in"

"I just got "cheese wagoned" in my office by Selma. She smells like old lady perfume & moth balls".
by whoopieding April 28, 2010
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A 'Cheese Wagon' refers to a male who's scrotum hangs lower the penis itself.
Lucy: So how was he?
Anna: Awful! He was draggin' a cheese wagon
Lucy:.....oh

Mark: Damn its cold in here!
Kyle: Tell me about it! I'm rolling the cheese wagon!

Fran: Michael Angelo's David is so amazing..
Bob: CHEEEEESE WAGON!
by MasterofBates June 08, 2007
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