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a pandering, odious dairy product of a person. A person you can only stand 1 to 2 servings of a day. Often accompanied by a blasphemous fruit. He schmeres himself like the fibrous poop that he is amongst any starchy company that he finds himself with. Unloved especially by the lactose intolerant.
Person 1: "that Jonah is such a cheese turd"
Person 2: "yeah, he should mancheGO"
by douchebop January 13, 2013
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When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.

No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
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noun: the small piece of hardened cheese in the nozzle in a spray can of cheesewhiz. Also used for a derogatory term for annoy people
by Teigan and Adam Marlow December 30, 2004
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Related to cheesetard and indirectly, by sympathy and association, to creeptard.
Cheeseturds are cheesy people who like to take the moral high-ground but are extremely prejudiced and hateful about certain people, and who would rather allow the disintegration of everyone's minds (by creeptards) than someone telling someone in their face that this is "stupid" (even if it is deliberate), because that would not be "nice".

They can only exist on the internet because usually they wouldn't be given the same kinds of authority in real life and would need to have an understanding of morality, logic and fairness, and would even make a fool of themselves early on in education or training.
However they can be given nearly limitless power on the internet and so might have an even larger influence.
Quora.com, despite its varied, "rational" appearance, is ultimately just cheeseturd country.
by felixh October 13, 2016
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