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Excessive, funky smelling diaphoresis after consuming large amounts of specialty cheeses. Cheese sweats are exacerbated by additional consumption of matching wines. Cheese sweats are very similar to meat sweats, except that cheese sweats have a characteristically pungent mouldy smell.
Cheese snob #1: "That Brie de Meaux was just too delish, darling. I couldn't help myself. I gorged the whole wheel and now I've got cheese sweats."

Cheese snob #2: "Brie de Meux? Smells more like Epoisses cheese sweats to me, Miss Piggy."
by ryesmom June 03, 2013
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Droplets that collect on cheese when it's been left out for a long time.
P1: "Should we eat this cheese?"
P2: "Throw it out. It's starting to get cheese sweat."

- My husband and I

"Where are the Samules? The cheese is getting sweaty."

-Bob's Burgers Bed & Breakfast S01E07
by DrNanite April 03, 2018
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