A male person who is ripped, or as some would say shredded. For this reason, a cheese man is shredded like mozzarella cheese. (Not to be confused with Gouda man- a crumbly version of a real cheese man)
Man one: Have you seen a picture of Bruce Lee?
Cheese man: Yeah, he's a cheese man like me.
by bboucher May 12, 2011
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robot man dressed in yellow with a giant cheese mask.Shows up at your window when in need of cheese.Shoots lazer cheese from his fingers.Can be stored in the refrigerator.Makes a healthy and nutricious snack.

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child:This pasta needs cheese!!!!!!!!!!!
*cheese man appears out window*
cheese man : CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI *lazers* CHI CHI CHI CHHEEESEEEE

child: why thank you cheese man !
by sickbitches February 18, 2010
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One who eats large quantities of cheese and as a result, discharges a type of sweat that smells like old cheese.
Stinky Cheese Man: "I'd like to order the cheese shrimp please."
Subject #2: "Jesus, what's that smell"?
Stinky Cheese Man: "YAOOOO! Nee Hee Haw!"
by Each it and I May 18, 2013
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