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mans who make you cheesed
guy: bro you reaching jonathan?

me: nah he a cheese mans
by pdmakasb August 07, 2018
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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Cheeseman (chee-z ma-an) noun

This word is generally used to describe an insincer, cheesy shyster. A greasy kinda guy with a used car salesman vibe.
OMG don't fall for that. He is Cheeseman!
by Dragonlady58 December 30, 2020
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Noun, Adj;

Self styled Del boy and general lunatic that makes a living buying cardboard, conning single mums out of retro games/consoles and marking them up tenfold on wherever he isn't banned from.
In recent months, 'doing a Cheeseman' has come to generalise someone who has totally unrealistic pricing on stuff they are selling.
1.Guy on Facebook has a sealed Mariokart and wants three grand for it.
2. Lol, wasn't Cheeseman was it ?
by Spartyvus December 06, 2018
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A girl that no one finds attractive except for you. All true bros have a cheeseman. You cannot make fun of a bro for his cheeseman, as it is not a choice.
Bro 1: Damn bro, I would totally hit that.

Bro 2: Are you kidding me bro? She's a freaking grenade.

Bro 1: I can't help it bro, she's my cheeseman.

Bro 2: Oh, it's cool then.
by chyaaaaaa December 24, 2012
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A "Cheeseman" is a person or object with the ability to only inspire polar extremes of emotion from people around them/it i.e. Extreme rage or extreme love
The person or object usually comes from the london area.
I was going to rip off your nuts, but now i just wanna hug you...you are such a damn cheeseman!!
by Pedro mendez October 27, 2010
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My last name...you jerks.
Some asshole wrote shit about me on urbandictionary.com! FUCK!

dcheeseman@depauw.edu
by David CHEESEMAN April 29, 2005
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