A car constructed mainly of cheese. It is fully able to drive and you can eat it if you get hungry. Of course, if you eat it you can no longer drive it.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

A car made of cheese, in which a wee mouse driver, complete with helmet, sits.

A way up your ass into your bum where Gordon Ramsay eats it with olive oil and paprika