noun. describes the result when a large volume of melted cheese is consumed (eg: at a fondue party) before being washed down with cold lager, causing the cheese to solidify into a hard mass inside the host's stomach.
Mrs shovelbottom, we have diagnosed the problem; you have a cheese baby, or 'infantia casues' as it is known in medical circles
by moominX June 28, 2010
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Describes a male who doesn't wash under his foreskin! Originally was used by the Afro-Caribbean community to describe new arrivals from the Caribbean whose hygiene wasn poor.
When describing someone with poor hygiene: "cheese baby".
by henrybovis July 25, 2006
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A person who deletes their shitty, incorrect takes on Twitter
After Georgia completed their comeback in the Rose Bowl, Nick deleted all of his Pro-Oklahoma tweets like a total cheese baby.
by Cheese baby January 03, 2018
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The substance left 24 hours after a female ingests the "Day-After" pill.
So my GF took this pill to take care of that accident the other night. It was nasty, but she is still hot so its cool! She cried and called it her cream cheese baby.
by Captain Duder March 23, 2009
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after the baby comes out it is covered in tiny white chunks. the nickname is cheese
what the hell is that baby covered in?
thats baby cheese! duh.
by cheesegirl01 November 30, 2008
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